/dev/urandom

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O". The second one says "I'll have some H2O too." Then he dies.

Why did the mathematician leave his wife? Because he couldn't prove the existence of a one-to-one relationship.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

        $ cat /usr/contact
        Email: "@".join(["daniel", "kingdread.de"])

        PGP key: pubkey.asc
        Fingerprint: 368D B8C3 A9BC 31F3 55E8  2CA5 FDAB 6AEC F0BA 395A

        IRC: dunj3 @ Rizon #NASA #homebrew-channel
             dunj3 @ freenode

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