Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O". The second one says "I'll have some H2O too." Then he dies.

Why did the mathematician leave his wife? Because he couldn't prove the existence of a one-to-one relationship.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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